Like A Pig
We’ve been to a lot of farm parks recently. Maybe too many. Jack was at a play group recently and saw a mother, breastfeeding her second child.
Jack walk straight up to her, pointed at her and said: “Like a pig!”
It could have been a nasty moment if Jack hadn’t gone on to explain:
“Saw a pig yesterday. On a farm. Eating mummy milk.”
A little education is, indeed, a dangerous thing.